[Or: “How to Borrow a Weed Wrench”]
People volunteer at a WeedWrangle® for countless reasons, but one reason, I propose, is the Weed Wrench.
It is more than just the Tool of Choice.
It is the tool we covet; the tool that—thanks to the magic of leverage—offers the most gratification for the least effort;
and the tool that gives us mild-mannered nature-lovers the rare and oh-so-welcome frisson of AUTHORIZED DESTRUCTION.
At a WeedWrangle®, we wield a Weed Wrench as AGENTS OF DEMOLITION,
as ANGELS OF DOOM.
We bite, rip, and kill any exotic, invasive plant that can fit inside the metal jaws of a Weed Wrench.
And we do this in the service of a higher purpose: to bring back the birds, butterflies, and lightning bugs.Continue reading “You, too, can be a Tool of Destruction”